199 Bad Jokes

Jokes are a form of humor that can make people laugh, smile, or groan. They are usually short stories or sentences that have a funny or unexpected twist at the end. Jokes can be classified into different categories, such as puns, knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and more. Some jokes are considered good, clever, witty, or original, while others are considered bad, lame, dumb, stupid, terrible, or hilarious. The quality of a joke depends on the personal taste and preference of the listener or reader. Some people may find a joke funny, while others may find it offensive or boring.

On this page, you will find a list of 199 jokes that are bad, lame, dumb, funny, stupid, terrible and hilarious. These jokes are meant to be harmless and silly, and not to be taken seriously. They are suitable for all ages and occasions, and can be used to break the ice, lighten the mood, or make someone laugh. Whether you are looking for a joke to tell your friends, family, co-workers, or strangers, you will find something here that will make you chuckle or cringe.

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List of 199 Bad Jokes that are Dumb!

Here is a list of 199 bad, lame, dumb, funny, stupid, terrible and hilarious jokes. Enjoy!

1. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
2. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
4. How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling.
5. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
8. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
10. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A kingfish.
11. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
12. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
13. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
15. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
16. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
17. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
19. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
22. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
25. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
26. How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
27. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
28. Why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there was not mushroom.
29. What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see bass.
30. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.
31. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.
32. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
33. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
34. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
35. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
36. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
37. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
38. How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
39. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
40. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems.
41. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino.
42. What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.
43. What do you call a sheep that does karate? A lamb chop.
44. What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
46. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
47. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
48. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
49. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
50. What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see bass.
51. How does an elephant ask for help? With his trunk.
52. How can you tell if an ant is male or female? They’re all females, otherwise they’d be uncles.
53. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice.
54. How can you tell if someone is lying? Their pants are on fire.
55. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because they’re easy to see through.
56. How does Batman take his coffee? Black, like his soul.
57. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
58. What do you call a fish that has two knees? A two-knee fish.
59. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
60. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A musical hound.
61. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
62. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
63. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
64. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
65. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
66. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
67. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
68. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
69. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
70. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
71. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
72. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
73. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
74. How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
75. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
76. Why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there was not mushroom.
77. What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see bass.
78. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.
79. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.
80. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
81. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
82. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
83. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
84. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
85. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
86. How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
87. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
88. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems.
89. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
90. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
91. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
92. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
93. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A kingfish.
94. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
95. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
96. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
97. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
98. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
99. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
100. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
101. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
102. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
103. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
104. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
105. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
106. How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
107. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
108. Why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there was not mushroom.
109. What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see bass.
110. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.
111. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.
112. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
113. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
114. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
115. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
116. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
117. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
118. How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
119. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
120. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems.
121. What do you call a fish that has two knees? A two-knee fish.
122. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
123. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A musical hound.
124. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
125. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
126. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
127. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
128. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
129. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
130. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
131. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
132. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
133. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
134. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
135. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
136. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
137. How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
138. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
139. Why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there was not mushroom.
140. What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see bass.
141. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.
142. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.
143. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
144. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
145. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
146. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
147. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
148. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
149. How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
150. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
151. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
152. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
153. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
154. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A kingfish.
155. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
156. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
157. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
158. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
159. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
160. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
161. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
162. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
163. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
164. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
165. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
166. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
167. How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
168. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
169. Why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there was not mushroom.
170. What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see bass.
171. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.
172. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.
173. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
174. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
175. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
176. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
177. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
178. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
179. How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
180. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
181. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
182. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
183. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
184. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A kingfish.
185. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
186. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
187. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
188. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
189. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
190. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
191. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
192. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
193. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
194. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
195. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
196. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
197. How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
198. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
199. Why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there was not mushroom.